Suppose tomorrow’s lead news story read as follows: “Pandemonium broke out yesterday afternoon at The Louvre in Paris, France, when a 33 year old aspiring artist disabled a security guard, shattered the 1.52 inch-thick protective glass, and immediately began painting a bigger smile on the face of the Mona Lisa! The culprit was apprehended and jailed, but not before doing incalculable damage. Experts are